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@kennykeil @delaneykingrox Well there's already Wookierotica... :p
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Y'all need @Oglaf in your life.
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@ingodwetryst @janewayxyz Thaaat looks like an Oglaf 🤣
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TW: SA Horrifying fact- in the mythology Medusa gets the snakes as punishment for desecrating a temple.. because sh…
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It is estimated that around 1–2 million people died during the partition of British India. Apart from that, great c…
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Help me keep the use of my hands.
I am serious. The medical bills that I just got for my mangled hands have me cr…
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This clip is both sexy AND funny.
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No fucking shit.
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This shoot with @luciebeexxx was acrobatic, sweaty and lots of fun.
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@BridgetteBBW ...yub nub?
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@mikki_mischief Mikki confirmed as a superhero's alter identity? :p
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Send 200 tokens on for my private snapchat! Daily nudes! Fuck yeah!
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When you buy your condoms, sponges & lube at SWOP, you support our advocacy work for NSW sex workers. Sex workers a…
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@luciebeexxx Don't think I've ever actually sat in a spa 🤔
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Hi again. I’m looking for a place to live in Melbourne again. Some where with 1 or 2 people for $180 p/w. Can pay r…
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Fresh from being on the wrong side of history on marriage equality, the Catholic Church in Australia will be on the…
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@jonoabroad She certainly does seem somewhat... frustrated. @nadinevoncohen
FUCK YEAH REMINDER TO DONATE A PLATE FOR SOMEONE AT THE WAYSIDE CHAPEL CHRISTMAS LUNCH WHICH IS THE ONLY WAY TO SPE…
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don’t get how ppl think classical music is boring??? does winter by vivaldi not fucking slap???? is the march from…
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