Everything really is bigger in Texas. Lover of animals. I will adopt anything that won't kill me..no really.
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A lost @RokuPlayer remote makes for a boring snow day
5 days, 16 hours ago
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We know who's number one on your list. @Outlander_STARZ #STARZ #KissAGingerDay
9 days, 14 hours ago
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Ahh Friday, you wee beauty!
Been a great first week back after the break!
10 days, 2 hours ago
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Participating in #DryJanuary against my will.
13 days, 11 hours ago
If this stomach virus could go tf away already that'd be nice.
16 days, 12 hours ago
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Currently with @NyQuilDayQuil
17 days, 6 hours ago
Is it summer yet???
If you’re Christmas tree is already down then we can’t be friends annnddd how do you have your life together that well??
19 days, 8 hours ago
Literally hate anyone who's actually done something with their life in 2018 already. #Shameless #Showtime
19 days, 16 hours ago
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.@sense8 fans around the world, with love from us. #HappyNewYear
21 days, 5 hours ago
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Just started watching @sense8 annnddd just found out it got cancelled. Why do you do this to me @netflix
25 days, 5 hours ago
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Getting yelled at on the phone for not being open on Christmas Day #CustomerExperience #CustomerService
25 days, 18 hours ago
Waiting for my paycheck after Christmas
25 days, 19 hours ago
Walking into work for the last time before the holiday break like...
30 days, 19 hours ago
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To celebrate the holiday season, @12StrongMovie is partnering with @OpGratitude to thank all who serve. Visit Opera…
1 months ago
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Bjorn is totally giving me Ragnar vibes rn.
1 months, 1 days ago
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Really hate that my coworker insists that we give my boss a Christmas present.
First off, I hate this place and e…
1 months, 6 days ago
Three years since I graduated college...still a freaking mess. Still don’t know what I’m doing with my life.…
Me: "I want @JensenAckles and @jarpad for Christmas"
1 months, 7 days ago
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I need a job that requires me to only interact with animals and NEVER people.
1 months, 10 days ago
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