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Lando didn't steal Han's outfit. Han stole it from him, because Lando was smooooooth. #FakeHanSoloFacts
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New video on cockygate - because Faleena isn't cocky. She's GREEDY! 🐷 #cockygate #ByeFaleena
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@dMac_Music Good question.
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@emma_rn92em It's insane dude. It's also "purified" water, which just means filtered tap water.
Okay hipsters, enough is enough.
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@BrianCBaer Is it odd that I'm jealous?
13 hours, 43 minutes ago
@Nightmare_Pixie I've never been able to do make-up right. You look gorgeous!
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@SELAWX @Marina_Sirtis MEANWHILE - you voted in a reality show star for President. #dumbass
@BookishPlinko So true.
@DearZombieDiary Anddd...we have our title!
2 days, 3 hours ago
@ErikHandy Animals. Better to smote my enemies that way.
@DoreenJLoring I have never got over my crush on him. 😍
@TheWrap That time Trump colluded with Russia.
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@KrangTNelson "Let's go to Ireland. We can see the beautiful country, meet the locals and take in a different cultu…
@NBCNews Bone. Spurs.
3 days, 4 hours ago
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@washingtonpost The good news is people like this are now showing us who they really are. The bad news is THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM.
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@thealexrossart @salcomicbookpro This is one of my favorites. ❤️