Full-time marketer, part-time writer, horror movie lover & hardcore dreamer. I write awful stories about terrible people. https://t.co/IHNEeHmKpL
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I need a break from Twitter so I'll just leave you with two hamsters eating Italian on a romantic night out. ❤️
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@LyricalJunkie Poop. Re-trying.
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@Hudibrastic From who? Can we return them? 😆
7 hours, 25 minutes ago
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Because aging greedy, gun-toting racist, xenophopic, misogynistic white guys are NOT our future. #ParklandStudentsSpeak
7 hours, 36 minutes ago
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@thenoahkinsey He could care less. It's just the backlash is affecting him PERSONALLY. What a douche.
9 hours, 11 minutes ago
@jamesgarside_ Ugh. So sorry. :(
9 hours, 13 minutes ago
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@jonfavs What about the individual liberty to NOT be shot to death in a school? 🤔
9 hours, 19 minutes ago
@_Megan_Tennant Damn liberals!
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Actual footage from the great Twitter Lock Out. #TwitterLockOut
12 hours, 1 minutes ago
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@HalSparks Well done my friend.
12 hours, 12 minutes ago
@ChrissieAnity @cameron_kasky @RealJamesWoods Good one. 👍
12 hours, 23 minutes ago
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@FrankConniff Pence is definitely a "bottom".
1 days ago
@ErinC18680233 @gatewaypundit 😆
@ErinC18680233 @gatewaypundit Nah, I'm not as evil as they are. ;)
@BillCorbett I too enjoy the scallions, So love & light, I guess.
1 days, 2 hours ago
Is it summer's eve? Because Dinesh D'Souza and Armond White seem like they're trying to out-douche each other. 🤔
1 days, 3 hours ago
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@michaeljnelson Here's a weird fun fact: Grandma-daughter and Blast Hardcheese are married in real life.
@tommychong Honey, they wear that obscene odor proudly. Which is sad.
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