When you laugh you can no longer fear. Writer. Comedian. Activist. Chosen for the NBC Late Night Writers Workshop. https://t.co/Si9x6AyYiR
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Amazon Go arguments in a nutshell:
"They're taking jobs from decent, hardworking Americans who I love interacting…
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It's a protest, you dummy. The largest celebration in history will be the day you leave the White House for good.…
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Three Billboards Outside New York, New York
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In NYC, we're passing the Dakota apartments where John Lennon lived.
You may say I'm a #Dreamer, but I'm not the o…
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To date, 390 women are running for the House, a figure higher than any point in American history. Twenty-two are no…
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You know there are white people making fun of the name Chicago West who are gonna name their daughter Brooklyn.
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"What did Kim and Kanye name their baby?"
"No, not the name of the hospital, the name of the baby."
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.@realDonaldTrump should heed his own words:
“if there is a shutdown I think it would be a tremendously negative ma…
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Please feel free to leave your serious concerns about this explosive memo in the thread.
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The memo is so revealing, Roger Ailes came back from the dead to sexually harass it.
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The memo is so shocking, Rep. Steve King had to remove his white hood to read it a second time.
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The memo is far worse than Watergate. It's so bad, Trump even paid a porn star to spank him with it.
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The number of bots commenting below only proves my point.
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By all means #ReleaseTheMemo drafted by GOP staff solely meant to discredit the honest work of Robert Mueller.
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Worth noting: Trump's net worth dropped $600 million on Forbes' rich list last year, so now he'll have to mock up a…
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The Wall is the Wall. Not only will Mexico not pay for it, but Trump is willing to pay for it with the lives of Dre…
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For your consideration in today's Fake News Awards:
Fox News shelved the Stormy Daniels story before the election,…
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Eric Trump said his dad is "the least racist person he's ever met in his entire life."
So, if you've met Eric Trum…
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New diet plan: Get weighed by Dr. Ronny Jackson.
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Dr. Ronny Jackson could have just asked the GOP how much Trump weighs, since they spend most of the time carrying him on their shoulders.
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