Hoping that somebody will marry me once I get into the Janitors Union + work a couple of nights per week. Interested?
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JUST IN: In Facebook post, family of Tom Petty say coroner’s office has informed them that Petty died “due to an ac…
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[Getting ready to go out]
Her: Is that what you’re wearing?
Narrator: He thought it was, but he was wrong.
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My dancing style can best be described as "Guy On Maury Who Just Found Out He Isn't The Father."
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@UberFacts Autocoprophagics can poop out of their mouths...once they realize what they've just eaten. #BahDumpTsss!
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Some women can poop out of their vaginas.
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Today is the anniversary of the first 'China Cat'! "China Cat Sunflower" was played for the first time today in 196…
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"[International travellers] describe it as the topping on the dessert that was their trip here in Edmonton. It was…
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Happy birthday Steve Earle! See him perform his 1986 hit "Guitar Town" on a British music special…
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Tickets remain for TAB's 4/18 Grand Rapids & 4/26 New Orleans shows. All other shows on the tour are sold out:…
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#Vancouver ranked 2nd best place to live and work as a film maker by @moviemakermag! Find out more:…
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@AFP_Sport Do athletes performing in the intense heat have their own unique electrolyte rehydration formulas that t…
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Why trauma and mental health must be discussed in journalism schools
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Where is the wildest place you've had sex?
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@VICE Hotel room.
Missed church! :-0
A hard lesson from West Africa: "We are not going to medicate our way out of human rights abuses"
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I think you are out of control...poisoned by bias..step back, take a deep breath and focus on the facts, whatever t…
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@greta Good advice.
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Island Health promises action after string of needle incidents in Victoria
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