Ava's dad, @eironside's husband, Fayetteville's state rep. Running for the Arkansas Senate. #wps
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And let’s not hear “it’s too soon”. There have been 307 mass shootings in 309 days. We don’t have the luxury of wai…
12 days, 17 hours ago
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Hey, @AstroDoughnuts: I’m in DC until Tuesday evening. How many fried chicken sandwiches can I safely eat between now and then?
12 days, 21 hours ago
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You’re not early if we’re made to wait for a gate after landing. You’re early if I’m off the plane ahead of schedule.
13 days ago
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It’s almost like he *wants* to be impeached.
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15 days, 14 hours ago
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I had coffee at home this morning.
Then I had coffee at @OnyxCoffeeLab.
Now I’m having coffee at Arsaga’s.
I might have a problem.
18 days, 1 hours ago
Clinton and Obama never fell to 33 percent approval.
Both President Bushes eventually fell that low.
18 days, 13 hours ago
Now *that’s* a groom’s cake. #GoPackGo
27 days, 14 hours ago
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Little about that map makes sense. Nebraska loves @PopeyesChicken? Texas loves @lnNOutBurgers?
29 days, 12 hours ago
We can’t even count on dogs anymore.
30 days, 3 hours ago
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It’s like winning the lottery.
1 months, 2 days ago
I think so?
1 months, 6 days ago
Judging from all the #NexstarStorytelling on Twitter today, I’m gonna guess there was a section on using emoji bull…
1 months, 7 days ago
And now I’ll have the song stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
Walked into a local bookseller with a fistful of dollars, ready to walk out with @SheaSerrano’s #BAOT.
Count this among the least-surprising news of the day.
1 months, 9 days ago
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Seventy-five yards in 62 seconds. #AaronRodgersForPresident #GoPackGo
Vinatieri is 44 years old and still kicking long field goals for the Colts, so technically I could still maybe play for an NFL team.
In case you were enjoying your weekend....
1 months, 10 days ago