web magician, taco eater
San Francisco, CA
14.376 Tweets 5.360 Followers 1.130 Followings 872 Likes
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@tommy_lynch Dogs and cats both have fur. #GooglePartnerSummit
1 months, 22 days ago
Twitter for Android
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1 months, 23 days ago
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@jim @tommy_lynch this is your life.
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tupac in a tube top and some tube socks eating pop rocks #raps
6 months ago
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@fake_dante @shellieshel i love the scorpions, too
1 years ago
@shellieshel true, but my username is super dumb. do people try to tweet at you in russian or confuse you with a sports radio personality?
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@Tekee @shellieshel here is a cat for you guys
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@shellieshel twitter fixed their dumb app settings, so now i can see who talks back when i use this thing.
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@shellieshel i am on twitter
. @shellieshel Boom!
1 years, 1 months ago
Twitter Web Client
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#itsourtime @AnytimeFitness @jim #lakeplacid
1 years, 2 months ago
help me settle an argument- is the sphinx a dog or a cat or both?
1 years, 6 months ago
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.@twitter android app help! checkbox for 'only people you follow' seems to just create sad emojis. filter don't work
1 years, 11 months ago
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The chorizo lunch flip #slomo @Location3 @porter32 @jim #L3FieldDay
2 years, 1 months ago
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@CerebralScience the place looks great
.@cerebralscience how many burritos have been cooked in that thing?
@basurablanca breakfast foods are my passion. my heart is actually a sausage mcmuffin. this is how i feel
.@McDonalds my heart is filled with joy, i'm doing the "McMuffin" dance. #DoTheMcMuffin #AllDayBreakfast
.@twitter i am inside you