Confusing people intending to reply to other Mikes since 2006.
San Francisco, CA
908 Tweets 7.539 Followers 119 Followings 314 Likes
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Being @mike on Twitter is like being one digit away from the phone number of a sex hotline and the Vice President.
1 months, 14 days ago
Twitter Web Client
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"@andy_ogutu @mike finally" I know, I know. I don't tweet enough.
8 months, 13 days ago
Twitter for iPad
"@Mike I'm sure Trump knew all along it was going to be made with steel from Russia, what else could the Russia meetings be about?" Bears.
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"@CubansAmericans @mikd33 @realDonaldTrump @mike disable people are very evil" So are some Twitter users.
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"@TegaSure @WSJ we're is Hilary Clinton private email use prob @mike pence" Use your words, Internet. Use your words.
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"@Lessgo56: @baeltre @MoBuckets_ @mike is it true that she laughs at everything" Everything but my jokes!
1 years ago
3 Retweets 17 Likes
I once ate 5 White Castles! 💪🏻"@tabirocker: @mike knows what a real burger is, and from now on he shall be known as a real man haha"
Twitter for iPhone
You're welcome! "@Jollee20: @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews I have great respect for you @realDonaldTrump :) thank you for all you do & @Mike too"
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"@RH_FR_STORAGE: 'I predicted a great future for software-defined products' said @Mike Matchett" I predicted a future without mistweets.
1 years, 2 months ago
"@JoeyCassisi: @mike I have questions" I have no answers for you, unless the questions are about hobos.
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"Pb&J with bologna! @mike" That's disgusting! I only have my PB&Js with mortadella, you monster!
1 years, 5 months ago
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"@mike Josh and @cbasstadler are my only friends :(" Everybody knows you only need three friends. Two of which are Twitter friends.
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"@DaRealKimShady @ginny @Mike I'm crying" Last time I cried was when I found out I ran out of mini corn dogs. ;(
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"@mikehctr I wanna change my @ name to @mike" Trust me -- you don't.
1 years, 7 months ago
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"@Mike @m0ntran @Cyan_Jae Why does my sister think that what's mine is hers?????" Put laxative in your toothpaste.
"@NFTYx Please let me get on the servers @Mike" I used your cryptokey to authenticate against a hash of your MD5 sum. You're in!
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@Mike - you're probably one of the few people who have more mistaken tweets than I. People - spaces matter.
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"@aliiniicole @annarozzay u better be careful, she tryna steal yo man @mike" Ladies. LADIES! Calm down! Plenty a me to tweet around.
1 years, 8 months ago
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"@braindaughter Basta @Mike" Pasta @braindaughter! 🍝
"@rainbowxarcher Tengo sueño @mike ¿qué estás haciendo?" Oh nothing, just learning Spanish.
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