llanes

@tllanes

llanes

Knife-Like, Flower-Like, Like Nothing At All in the World. RTs = I do what I want.

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  • aravosis

    Right after Trump & Clarence Thomas resign, and the GOP Senate expels credibly-accused pedophile Roy Moore (should…

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  • tllanes

    All I want for Xmas is to hear what Uma’s got to say.

    3 hours, 14 minutes ago

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  • BarackObama

    From the Obama family to yours, we wish you a Happy Thanksgiving full of joy and gratitude.

    13 hours, 16 minutes ago

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  • tllanes

    @JMcMurdo Beautiful doggie. Thank you so much for your words. We’ll get through it, eh?

    3 hours, 20 minutes ago

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  • rezaaslan

    This is what McMaster meant when he said the president of the united states is an idiot with the intellect of a kin…

    10 hours, 42 minutes ago

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  • tllanes

    This counts as a holiday classic in my home, anyway.

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  • ztsamudzi

    Hey tech folks: just a reminder that you’ve got the option to not actively participate in the strengthening of a fa…

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  • tllanes

    Mike Love is gross and irretrievably basic. I stand with Squeaky on this.

    5 hours, 29 minutes ago

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  • tllanes

    I lost you this year, Norman. After 14 years. Everything is wrong without you. But you will always be the BEST dog.…

    5 hours, 36 minutes ago

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  • morninggloria

    flynn's cooperation with mueller serves a powerful warning against having a shithead son who you love but who can't…

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  • Kasparov63

    It's easy to welcome the wealthy, the flatterers, the healthy and educated. America became great by welcoming the s…

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  • tllanes

    Ah, que pendejo...

    5 hours, 43 minutes ago

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  • emptywheel

    Cobb may believe this is true. Maybe it is, tho I doubt it. But the path to Trump is through Jared. Path to Jared…

    6 hours, 37 minutes ago

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  • matthewamiller

    Wow. This would be the biggest development yet. Beside whatever happened in 2016, the obstruction investigation int…

    6 hours, 42 minutes ago

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  • TechnicallyRon

    In all fairness Brits probably don't do Thanksgiving because if we had to take a day off for the anniversary of us…

    7 hours, 13 minutes ago

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  • RWPUSA

    If come January Roy Moore is in the Senate and Al Franken is not, we will have seen the biggest political scam since November 2016. Wake up!

    6 hours, 47 minutes ago

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  • yashar

    Uma Thurman just posted this on her Instagram: "Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! (Except you Harvey, and all your wic…

    6 hours, 48 minutes ago

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  • tllanes

    😊😊😊😊

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  • kelseylh

    "It is unethical for lawyers to work together when one client is cooperating with prosecutors and another is still…

    6 hours, 49 minutes ago

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  • tllanes

    Happy Thanksgiving!

    6 hours, 48 minutes ago

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